Great Pickup Lines That Actually Works

Funny – Funny pick up lines are best reserved for the pub, when everyone has moved from sober to just past happy and the liquid confidence is flowing.  Keep in mind that funny pick-up lines can backfire quickly, so it’s always best to follow your line up with a friendly “juuuust kidding!” Here are our favorites:

1. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

2. This one was uttered by Clark Gable in ‘Red Dust” in 1932.  “Mind if I get drunk with you?” 

3. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” …and along the same produce lines… “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”

4. “Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you but I should be.”

5. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

6. “Do you have any raisins?” (No) “Well how about a date?”

7. “On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”

8. “Can i take a picture of you so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?”

9. “You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.”

10. “Are you from Tennesse? Because you’re the only 10-I-see!”

11. “I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”

12. “Girl, you must be a parking ticket…because you got FINE written all over you!”

13. “If you were a potato, you’d be a really nice potato.”

14. “Is your name wifi? Cuz I think I can feel a connection here.”

15. “Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….”

16. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

17. “Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

18. “Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.”

19.”You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) None.”

20. “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”

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